What I watch is what I know Cribs is the best TV show It tells me what to have and wear I wish I could live over there - I sit on my couch and I dream - Travels are fun it would seem - TV shows me what's out there - I never get out and why should I care? This show's about a fancy car It could take me really far It looks really fast and mean I can drive it when I dream - I sit on my couch and I dream - Travels are fun it would seem - TV shows me what's out there - I never get out and why should I care? Cold pizza for breakfast and Wheaties for dinner I'm well aware that my prospects grow thinner I sit in the dark and I bathe in the glow in front of my friend who defines what I know It don't mean a thing with my remote I dream